Some unfortunate people have to wait all year for Halloween to blend in. They’d say it’s not fair – but hey, variety is the spice of life.
For many directors, it’s not tonight’s events that will be scary, but this morning’s when a Winding up Petition from HMRC lands on their desk. Now that’s a real fright!
Most directors let the paperwork fester whilst hitting Google at every available opportunity, looking up “HMRC DEBT”. Their caffeine intake goes through the roof and panic sets in, taking its inevitable toll.
Quite often, the amazing happens and the director becomes Paul Daniels and in his mind, the petition vanishes into thin air.
In fact, when the petition is eventually advertised, and every man and his dog knows about it and that includes his bank manager, the director has been elevated to that very special place where Buddhist Monks strive to reach.
A place of tranquillity of inner peace and harmony where worldly matters – simply don’t matter.
And who can argue, after all, hasn’t the last few weeks been fine? In fact, HMRC have stopped ringing since they issued the petition. They must have realised their mistake.
It’s probably all gone away. HMRC didn’t mean what they said in those horrible papers. It was a case of someone getting out of bed on the wrong side.
I don’t need a Company Voluntary Arrangement like all those silly callers are telling me! What did they call it – Ah yes! A CVA. My Dad had one of those and it was horrible and the hospital that cared for him was too.
No I definitely don’t want a CVA. I’ll just go to the Court Hearing and tell the judge it will be OK. – He’ll understand that it was just a misunderstanding.
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